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Pato closes in on Tianjin Quanjian move

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Pato closes in on Tianjin Quanjian move





Villarreal have accepted a bid for striker Alexandre Pato from Chinese side Tianjian Quanjian and have given the player the go-ahead to finalise the deal.

The Brazilian has scored six goals this season for the Yellow Submarine in all competitions, to catch the attention of the Asian outfit.

Fabio Cannavaro's side are currently in Italy being put through their pre-season paces and the 27-year-old has joined up with them there in order to wrap up the transfer.

With Pato's departure, Villarreal must now turn their attention to finding a replacement and their prime target is Espanyol forward Felipe Caicedo.

The Ecuadorian is aware of Villarreal's interest and is keen to make the move to the Estadio de la Ceramica, so much so that his agent is in Barcelona attempting to find a solution to the transfer.

In other Villarreal-related striker news, Portuguese newspaper Record also report that Atletico Madrid have offered forward Rafael Santos Borre to Braga, with the 21-year-old currently on loan in Castellon.

Zidane and his players want support from the Bernabeu

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Zidane and his players want support from the Bernabeu




n Sunday night Real Sociedad come to Madrid looking to put another dent in Los Blancos' title hopes and despite Real Madrid being in a difficult moment, Zinedine Zidane and his players will be counting on the support of those on the Estadio Santiago Bernabeu terraces more than ever.
The safety blanket that was wrapped around them as they went 40 games unbeaten has been lost, but Sunday is a time to put things right and to recover the reliability of the previous weeks.
Although the players accept there have been mistakes, they don't believe that the situation is as negative as some critics are making out.
The entire first-team squad and backroom staff understand that the fans will make their feelings known but, for now, they want a truce.
In order to get back on track, Zidane believes that a position of communion, with supporters and team pulling in the same direction, is what will pull the club out of its slump.
Leading up to the match, Sergio Ramos and Cristiano Ronaldo will ask for encouragement from the Bernabeu, seeking to create that special atmosphere which will help them win the game.

Real Madrid count the cost of January

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Real Madrid count the cost of January





Lt may have been a wonderful end to 2016 for Real Madrid however the start to 2017 has been nothing short of a disaster with injuries and poor results engulfing the club.

Zinedine Zidane watched his team struggle to a 2-2 draw with Celta Vigo on Wednesday which condemned Los Blancos to an aggregate elimination from the competition, ending their hopes of the conventional treble.

January has seen Real Madrid's fortunes reverse completely and the overall cost of the disastrous month in relation to the rest of the club's campaign may well be significant.

Yet for now it is only possible to evaluate the negatives of the month so far at the Estadio Santiago Bernabeu, of which there are a significant number:


It is more difficult for Real Madrid to win matches: Aside from the victory over Sevilla in the first-leg and Granada in LaLiga, Los Blancos are having a lot of problems winning matches in 2017. They have drawn and lost in their two visits to the Estadio Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan, they have gone from a 73 percent winning margin in the second half of 2016 right down to a meagre 42 percent in 2017 thus far.
Zidane has lost his unbeaten run: The pride and joy of the French coach has disappeared albeit not after breaking the previous Spanish record set by fierce rivals Barcelona. Following 40 matches without defeat in all competitions the club have once more experienced it.Zidane's tactical tweaks are no longer flawless: Prior to the winter break there was a sense that anything the coach touched would turn to gold. His substitutions changed matches and his game plans caused opponents sizable difficulty. Now the tables have turned, twice he has turned to three in defence and the results in both fixtures were negative.



The defence has started leaking goals: Real Madrid conceded five goals in two matches against Sevilla, four against Celta Vigo over two legs and there is an inability to outscore these opponents at present as there had been in the past.

There continues to be underused players: The Januarywindow has been impacted by their transfer ban and several individuals have remained at the club when perhaps under normal circumstances they wouldn't. James Rodriguez continues to be marginalised whilst Alvaro Morata doesn't appear to have earned the full confidence of the Frenchman and if these players cannot be relied upon it places unnecessary pressure on other squad members.Injuries have crippled the squad: Real Madrid's curse with injuries in January has returned once more with the last occurrence coming during Carlo Ancelotti's ill-fated final season in the Spanish capital. The club's better players have been sidelined with Gareth Bale having missed two months and injuries to Marcelo and Dani Carvajal leaving Zidane without options in the full-back position.

The calendar doesn't become any easier: Despite being knocked out of the Copa del Rey it is unlikely Los Blancos' fixture list will become any easier with the resumption of hostilities in the Champions League coming in February, including a testing two-legged tie with Napoli. This combined with a LaLiga title charge means that Zidane will have to quickly pick his troops up to ensure the January slide doesn't turn into a total disaster.

Benzema and Morata poor form reopening Real Madrid No. 9 debate

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Benzema and Morata poor form reopening Real Madrid No. 9 debate




Acup exit has inevitably raised a lot of questions, none more pressing than the central striker in Zinedine Zidane's system, as the forwards seem to be misfiring more often than not lately since Real Madrid's unbeaten run has come to an end.

The French striker's consistency has been spotty since returning from an injury earlier this season, pairing excellent performances with increasingly frustrating displays.
Alvaro Morata hasn't stepped up either, he too suffering from a run of games and spell far below his capabilities.
Mariano, on the other hand, has shown promise, but is too young to handle the pressure consistently and lead Los Blancos in the most important part of the season.
Benzema and Morata have each played in 26 games, with the Frenchman featuring in 1,690 minutes whereas the Spaniard slightly less at 1,150, with 12 and 9 goals to their name respectably.
Cristiano Ronaldo has filled in the central striker role when necessary but not even 'The Best' winner has been able to contribute enough to keep pace with Real's early season exploits.
One needs to step up if Real Madrid are to correct their form and return to winning ways.

Real Madrid lead LaLiga due to refereeing errors, claim Catalan press

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Real Madrid lead LaLiga due to refereeing errors, claim Catalan press




wo major Catalan newspapers Mundo Deportivo and Sport have claimed thatReal Madrid are atop the LaLiga table thanks to refereeing decisions going in their favour and against Barcelona.
Los Blancos currently lead Sevilla by a single point with a game in hand, with the Blaugrana a further point behind in third place.
In the Tuesday editions of their respective newspapers, the Catalan publications have analysed every major refereeing decision involving Zinedine Zidane's side and come to the conclusion that they have been greatly favoured, so much so that it is the reason they sit top of the league.
El Mundo Deportivo titled its double page spread with the line 'Barcelona would lead', arguing that the Azulgrana would be in front if decisions hadn't cost them their place.
Although an offside decision against Juanmi did go in Luis Enrique's favour in a 1-1 draw at Real Sociedad, they point to crucial decisions not to give a red card and a penalty against Celta, a disallowed Gerard Pique goal against Malaga and Bruno's double penalty area handball which went unpunished against Villarreal as being pivotal in the title race so far.
Meanwhile, Real Madrid, they claim, have received a massive eight points this season thanks to officiating decisions going in their favour.
They gained two against Celta thanks to an apparently offside Alvaro Morata goal, another two against Espanyol for not sending off Sergio Ramos and not awarding Los Periquitos two penalties, two more against Deportivo because Ramos wasn't sent off and went on to score in a 3-2 win and finally two against Malaga, when Ramos was again involved, scoring from an offside position.
There was no mention whatsoever of El Clasico and Javier Mascherano's tackle on Lucas Vazquez in the box that saw the referee wave play on or Luis Suarez's goal from a possible offside position nor Barcelona's controversial goals in their dramatic 3-2 win away to Valencia.
Sport made a compilation of all of the refereeing decisions which they perceive to have been of benefit to Real Madrid.
Already this season, they believe there have been 31 refereeing mistakes which have helped Los Blancos in all competitions, with 21 of those coming in LaLiga.
"This data confirms that, in case there was any doubt, the referee's whistle in favour of Zidane's side," they claimed.

Summer sale needed to fund Barcelona contract negotiations

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Summer sale needed to fund Barcelona contract negotiations




Barcelona will have to sell one of their biggest stars during the summer if they are to have any hope of tying up the contract renewal of Lionel Messi and Andres Iniesta.

The Blaugrana are currently under the fiscal pump after tripling the wages of Neymar and awarding Luis Suarez with a new deal worth 16 million euros a season.
The pair of deals has pushed has pushed Barcelona's budget close to the 70% limit LaLiga clubs place on wage expenditures.
While talks are currently in the preliminary stages, the club are intent on keeping Messi - whose contract expires in the summer of 2018 - at the club as the main exponent of the club's project.
Meanwhile, midfielder Iniesta has made it no secret that he wants to end his career at the Camp Nou and is pushing for a new contract.
As such, the club are prepared to listen to offers for Aleix Vidal, Jeremy Mathieu, Ivan Rakitic and Arda Turan during the next transfer window with the Turk, who is targeted by Chinese Super League clubs, most likely to bring in the cash.
It's a situation the club has faced before: in 2014, Alexis Sanchez and Cesc Fabregas flew to the Premier League. In 2015, Pedro left for Chelsea whilst last summer the sale of Claudio Bravo and the exit of Dani Alves allowed the side to bring in new blood.

Zidane confirms James Rodriguez setback

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Zidane confirms James Rodriguez setback



Real Madrid's monitoring of James Rodriguez is yet to produce a clear timeframe on when the Colombian can return from a calf problem, but Zinedine Zidane has admitted that the injury has struck the midfielder again, this time in his other leg.
Coming back from a strain to his left calf muscle, James hasn't played since January 7 when Los Blancos beat Granada amid a wider spate of fitness blows to the capital club squad.
Radio Caracol report that the midfielder now faces a three week lay-off having damaged his left leg just as his previous complaint was bringing him back towards match action.
Now that has been corroborated by Zidane, who has maintained that the issue is simply a consequence of his original recovery programme.
"It's an overload, not an injury," said the Frenchman to reporters. "When you have a problem in one leg, you compensate with the other, and that's what caused it.
"I hope it's a small thing."
Therefore it is impossible that Rodriguez will make a risky comeback in the Copa del Rey second leg with Celta Vigo on Wednesday night, having missed the final training session before Real travel to Galicia.

Zidane: Criticism of Real Madrid has been harsh

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Zidane: Criticism of Real Madrid has been harsh



wespite his side having a first leg deficit ahead of their Copa del Rey clash against Celta Vigo, Zinedine Zidane is backing Real Madrid to show what they are made of and believes that recent criticism of the club has been largely unmerited.
Although there are concerns about Real Madrid's start to 2017 given some blips in form and injury worries, the coach is looking forward to the prospect of putting that behind them and reaching the Copa semi-final.
"Physically the team are okay and we will continue to work hard until the end so I'm not worried," Zidane told reporters.
"When you hear some of the things that are said [about us], it seems like we are last but this game is a very nice opportunity for us.
"When things are going well for a team, everything seems to come easy but we are very excited about the game. We know the difficulty of this game after losing the first leg.
"It doesn't change anything though. We know that we have to score, whether it takes us 90 minutes or more to get through. The good news is that we have Wednesday's game to change what happened the last time."
Zidane also refused to go too deep into the whistles that were directed at Cristiano Ronaldo recently, preferring to focus on positive matters, namely the fact that the concerns over the forward's injury aren't as bad as first feared.
"We all work hard and want to do our best for ourselves and the fans who come to watch us," the Frenchman added. "I don't know if [the jeers] are fair or not but it has always been that way and will continue to be.
"With the injury, it was just a knock that he took. It has been treated well and he is fine."
However, Ronaldo isn't the only Los Blancos to suffer some form of injury recently, with the squad hit very hard in that regard, much to the disappointment of Zidane.
"I know that the players sad about injuries and that affected me," he admitted. "Above all, I don't like seeing injured players because they are upset.
"But we simply have to focus on our next game and get on with things quickly. This is a challenge for us."

Zidane left to solve yet another Real Madrid puzzle

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Zidane left to solve yet another Real Madrid puzzle




eal Madrid have a minor injury crisis on their hands, as well as certain players not living up to expectations, meaning that their head coach Zinedine Zidane has a rather strong selection headache.
Los Blancos are left without the possibility of fielding first-choice full-backs against Celta Vigo, with Dani Carvajal out injured and Marcelo limping off on the weekend, meaning that Castilla options have become the more viable choices.
Alvaro Tejero and Enzo Zidane have already been given opportunities to step up into the first-team, as Marcelo, Carvajal and Luka Modric join long-term absentees Pepe and Gareth Bale on the treatment table.
In addition, Danilo and Cristiano Ronaldo are struggling in terms of hitting form, James is a doubt, and Fabio Coentrao is similarly struggling to get into the first-team picture.
Thus, here are the options that Zidane has available.
Defence:



Danilo, Varane, Ramos Nacho: This is the most realistic option, despite the Brazilian not being called upon at right-back after the injury to Carvajal. Nacho would take Marcelo's place at left-back.



Lucas, Varane, Ramos, Nacho: Lucas Vazquez dropped to right-back after an injury to Marcelo against Malaga, with Nacho swapping flanks. This could be used once more.



Nacho, Varane, Ramos, Tejero: Zidane doesn't like to ignore Castilla players. Picking Tejero at left-back would allow for Real Madrid to continue with Nacho at right-back, or Ramos could feature at right-back with Nacho tucking infield.



Ramos, Varane, Nacho: Los Blancos could turn back to using three central defenders and two wingers, which would likely by Lucas Vazquez and Marco Asensio.
Midfield:



Kroos, Casemiro, Kovacic. Without Modric, his compatriot is the natural replacement, and this is the most plausible choice.



Kroos, Casemiro, Isco: Due to James probably sitting out, there aren't many more options in midfield for Zidane. Isco could be the third central midfielder, along with the untouchable Kroos and Casemiro.
Attack:



Lucas Vázquez, Benzema, Cristiano: This is the front three that started against Malaga, and should be the go-to choice.



Isco, Benzema, Cristiano: If Vazquez drops to right-back, Zidane could use Isco on the right-hand side of the attack.



Vazquez, Benzema, Asensio: Asensio should be the first man to be recalled if Cristiano Ronaldo isn't picked. He deserves more minutes.



Lucas Vázquez, Benzema, Morata: This is a less likely line-up. Zidane doesn't often use two strikers up top centrally together, but he needs to fight back against Celta and score goals.



Isco, Benzema, Asensio: This is the other trident available without Ronaldo. The latter midfielder is available after injury and got some minutes against Malaga

Griezmann the genius

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Griezmann the genius



Atletico Madrid took a point from their LaLiga game against Athletic Club at the Estadio San Mames, and Antoine Griezmann's colleague Koke was in no doubt that it was down to the Frenchman's genius.
So often the Rojiblancos saviour, Griezmann's stunning 25-yarder saw Atleti share the spoils in a pulsating encounter.
"We always want to win, so it's never good to lose two points, especially after we went ahead" Koke noted.

"We had the controlled match, having chances to score another goal but didn't take advantage.
"Antoine's genius got us the draw."Griezmann couldn't have timeds his intervention better, hitting the back of the net with just eleven minutes left and with the game going away from Atleti.
Controlling the ball, he took a few steps to set himself before firing past Iraizoz and silencing the home crowd.
It was his fourteenth of the campaign and his fifth in six January games, after a dry spell in front of goal at the back end of 2016.
With eight goals against Athletic, they are the opponent against whom Griezmann is most prolific.
Three of those eight came whilst he played for Real Sociedad and his eighth on Sunday means he already has a hat-trick of strikes at the New San Mam

Real Madrid's Copa del Rey task becomes even tougher

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Real Madrid's Copa del Rey task becomes even tougher



Lt has been a fairytale season thus far for Zinedine Zidane's Real Madrid after being crowned winter champions, but the road is about to get significantly more testing with injuries making their Copa del Rey comeback even tougher.
The 2-1 defeat to Celta Vigo in mid-week took most by surprise especially after a 40 match unbeaten run, however following on from the defeat it has emerged that both Marcelo and Luka Modric will miss the return leg.
Both players have been Zidane's key generals in both defence and midfield this term and them both being absent will represent a sizable blow especially when Los Blancos will have to be at their very best to overturn the one-goal deficit.
These are just a further two names to add to the list of injury related absentees with James Rodriguez having missed the last four matches through a mystery complaint and Gareth Bale still yet to return.
Pepe has suffered a reoccurrence of his muscular injury whilst Dani Carvajal faces another month on the sideline before his is ready to play again.
The wider context of these squad issues is significant when you consider the Champions League is set to return in early February with the Spanish giants facing an exciting Napoli side.
Zidane faces a battle to monitor the minutes he gives to those who are currently fit enough to play whilst hoping to compete on all three fronts.
There is hope Rodriguez will return for the Celta Vigo clash however the deficit threatens to knock the first title off the table for the Madrid side this season as they continue to strive for perfection.
Saturday saw Sergio Ramos guide the team to a victory over Malaga but that positive result was not without its negatives.
Cristiano Ronaldo endured a torrid afternoon as he missed three chances with a cut on his hand suffered before kick-off forcing him to wear a rather cumbersome looking bandage.
A blow to his foot was a further cause for worry with that likely to be examined by medical staff on Monday, although it isn't feared any noticeable damage has been done.
A club the size of Real Madrid will rarely, if ever, be on the receiving end of sympathy when faced with such an injury crisis, yet it is the quality of the backup players which is a concern moving forward.
With Marcelo and Carvajal out it is expected that Fabio Coentrao and Danilo will deputise yet both unfortunately represent a dip in quality.
The Portuguese left-back's fitness has been called into question this term whilst there are continued issues regarding Danilo adjusting to playing for a club of Los Blancos' reputation and demands.
In 2016 everything seemed to go the way of the 44-year-old Frenchman yet 2017 has started in a somewhat less auspicious manner and the club face a huge battle to keep their hopes of glory on three fronts alive.

Rakitic's opportunity

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Rakitic's opportunity

with a gift for scoring, Sergio Ramos was one of the easiest MVP awards in LaLiga Fantasy MARCA history.
The Real Madrid defender earned 20 points against Malaga thanks to his two goals, beating the previous high score of Barcelona's Sergi Roberto (19 on match day six).



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Suarez congratulates Suarez

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Suarez congratulates Suarez



After replacing Sergio Busquets early in Barcelona's game at Eibar, Denis Suarez opened the scoring the for the Catalans with his first senior goal, something his namesake and fellow scorer Luis Suarez was happy to congratulate him for.
Denis' shot from the edge of the area found the corner and was the platform for Barcelona to go on and win the game against a difficult opponent.
It wasn't just the youngster that was satisfied with his performance, his teammates were just as pleased, and on Monday morning after the recovery session at the Sant Joan Despi training facility, Luis Suarez dedicated a tweet to the midfielder.
"Congratulations Denis Suarez for your first goal, let's hope there are many more. I'm very happy, you deserve it," was the message on the Uruguayan's social network.